Two nuns wanted a ride...
Then a big truck stops...
A dude pops out the driver window and yells "what do you want, fucking nuns!?"
One of the ladies replies "umm... err... could you please take us to the church in next town?"
- Sure thing, fucking nuns!
- Thank you, kind sir.
Both ladies gets on the truck
- Gotta stop to fill the tank, fucking nuns!
- Alright, kind sir
- Don't go anywhere, fucking nuns!
- Umm... okay, kind sir.
- You want a coke, fucking nuns?
- No, but thank you!
- Aight, BRB fucking nuns.
The truck dude comes back, drives, drives, drives, 30 mins later.
- Where did you say you were going, fucking nuns?
- To the church in next town
- To the church, fucking nuns?
- Yes, kind sir.
10 mins later.
- Is that the church, fucking nuns?
- Yes, good sir
- Alright, fucking nuns. Enjoy your trip! Take care and cya around. Fucking nuns.
- Thank you for your help, kind sir
- You're quite welcome, fucking nuns.
The two nuns goes off. The truck leaves and both nuns were like WHATHEFUCK. After a few seconds of an ackward silence, one of the nuns, COMPLETELY SHOCKED, stares at the other nun for 10 seconds.
10 seconds later the other nun says.
- What you're looking at, fucking nun
a) Behance Project (small shiz)Tits
b) Exhibition at Metropolitan Institute of Art (where I rape my students)
c) A matte painting + poster (for Desktopography'09)
d) A baby (it wasn't mine lol. bitch ex ftw.)
e) Banicci walkthroughs of our latest 8 projects
f) iPhone app UI/UX Design for a big company
g) A brand new iMac 24"