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Damn you, chinese food.

Tue Aug 17, 2010, 1:37 AM
mauricioestrella
i make things look pretty
Stop being so
fucking yummi.


I've gotten A LOT of questions since I moved from Ecuador to China, and probably the most recurrent one is 'HOW IS THE FOOD?' 'DO THEY EAT BABIES?' 'WHAT ABOUT DOGS?' 'IS IT ALIVE WHILE YOU EAT IT?'.

I've memorized a very polite speech to tell people to stop being ignorant. Nevertheless, I admit that there are very creepy places here where you can get some crazy-ass 'food'.

To make it short: Dogs: No, Cats: No (at least not that I've heard in half year), Bugs: Yes (some big ones too), Snake: Yes (yum), Babies: Are you fucking nuts? Of course not.

So, what about the normal food? Well, it deserves a headline.

normal food


If you have tried 'Chinese Food' in a local restaurant in your fancy New York, L.A., Boston, London, Paris, Berlin or in [put your fancy city here: X] and you loved/hated it, believe me, it is nothing compared to the REAL one. The real one is 50x better (or worse, it depends).

Food can be a damn nice experience here, if you go to the appropriate places. You can taste very delicious dishes that you would never guess how are made, get completely full, and pay about 4 US Dollars for the whole damn thing. Or... you could spend $50 US on a single dish that tastes the same, or not as good, if you want.

One of the coolest things since I moved here is the amazing variety you can discover each day on the lunch. I'm just too amazed by it that I wanted to share my excitement.

On a side note,

daniel levanon

will become a man soon, go and :jackdirt: him. NAO.

And let me know which one of you is close to this damn hot humid oven. I wanna hang out on cold lands, probably northeast europe. Or Russia. But I've heard in Russia, the ice fucks you.

Hugs,
Me.

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:iconkeithakelly:
Not quite your neck of the woods, but got your heat and humidity over here in Cambodia... and have some tasty (and not so tasty) delights as well. Subjected some visitors to these critters a short while back. [link] In all seriousness, everywhere I've been out here, the food in Asia ROCKS! :headbang: China is still a dream so far, but soon... :D
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`uae4u Aug 17, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
you make me hungry now !
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:iconnokadota:
*Nokadota Aug 17, 2010  Professional General Artist
I need some of this real Chinese food. *drools*
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:iconvindurriel:
As a Chinese, I should add that the so called "Chinese food" actually consists of cookings from several regions, one quite distinct from another.
Kong bao Ji ding, as the most well known Chinese food, is from Sichuan, where spicy chilly peppers appear in almost every dish.
While in the south China, especially Guangdong, nearly all animals are edible, including cats, dogs, snakes, whatsoever. Some of them are illegal and nasty.
But no, no babies. That rumor origins from a novel by LU Xun, "a mad man's diary". See? Mad man. However, human organs like placenta and umbilical cords ARE in diet. You won't stumble into those with your meal, because they are expensive and only for mother patients.
Finally, let me tell you one thing you don't know about Chinese. We barely eat raw meats and unheated vegetables, and have a great inclination to over-cook the materials. So most Chinese are astonished at bloody steaks or Japanese sashimi.
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*Nokadota Aug 17, 2010  Professional General Artist
Hmm, that's good to know.
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:icond37nu1l:
Food - the best thing you can eat! :D
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:iconxyphid:
~xyphid Aug 17, 2010  Professional Digital Artist
It is a maaans world :hug:
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:iconncrow:
~ncrow Aug 17, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
Here in Russia we have a wild heat, 38 C or 100 F, not cool enough. lol
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:iconfzang:
~Fzang Aug 17, 2010  Hobbyist
Actually, In Russia, fire fucks you.
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*EnzuDes1gn Aug 17, 2010  Professional Interface Designer
me likey chinese ............................ food too :D
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